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Arsenal offer Watford manager Nigel Pearson a lifetime achievement award

Arsenal have offered Watford’s manager, Nigel Pearson, a lifetime achievement award as per the latest reports from the Banter Box sources.

I would let him shag my missus fam

Our award-winning journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina, managed to conduct an interview with a few Arsenal fans after Watford’s 3-0 win over Liverpool.

As per Dickhead, who is a self-proclaimed life long Arsenal fan, “This is the best fooking day of my life fam. We are shit. We ain’t winning shit anymore. Invincibles are all we got blud, and thanks to Nigel Pearson, we can show off that tag for another season at least.”

“I would let him shag my missus, I would let him shag my missus,” screamed Knobhead, a 60-year-old Arsenal supporter.

“Nigel Pearson is a fucking legend blud and I would let him shag my missus,” continued Knobhead as Wayne Rooney was spotted drooling in the background.

As per the latest reports, the Gunners are also planning a bus parade across North London and the 20-year-old Cockhead couldn’t be more proud, “I’ve heard about the bus parades mate, but I’ve never seen them in my life blud. I’ve heard several stories from my father, Mr. Shithead, and now it’s my turn to witness it live and tell it to my future kids’ fuckhead and prickhead, hopefully.”

Nigel Pearson still hasn’t commented on the Arsenal offer.


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