Everton have finally secured the signing of Carlo Ancelotti as their new permanent manager after sacking Marco Silva a few weeks back.
Our award-winning reporter and journalist, Chuck Spadina, decided to sit down with Carlo Ancelotti BEFORE his move to Everton. Here’s an excerpt.
Q: Hello Carlo. First of all, how are you?
A: I’m chuffed to the fucking bits mate.
Q: Looks like you are really excited to sign for Everton!
A: Wait, what?
Q: I said, it looks like you are really excited to become the Everton manager.
A: The fuck do you mean an Everton manager? Am I not here to sign for Liverpool?
Q: Umm, Carlo, Liverpool already have Jurgen Klopp. You are going to be unveiled as an Everton manager.
A: Fanculo, Fanculo, Fanculo.
Q: What will you do now, Carlo?
A: What about Chelsea, Man United, City or Tottenham? Any vacancies there?
Q: No Carlo, but the Arsenal job is open. Would you like to sign for them?
A: Where do I sign for Everton?
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