Nigel Pearson Arsenal trophy

Arsenal offer Watford manager Nigel Pearson a lifetime achievement award

Arsenal have offered Watford’s manager, Nigel Pearson, a lifetime achievement award as per the latest reports from the Banter Box sources. I would let him shag my missus fam Our award-winning journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina, managed to conduct an interview with a few Arsenal fans after Watford’s 3-0 win over Liverpool. As per Dickhead, […]

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Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson

Jurgen Klopp confirms: ‘Henderson coked out of his mind lost us the game’

Jurgen Klopp has revealed the real reason behind Liverpool’s Champions League loss to Atletico Madrid on Wednesday night. Hendo coked out of his fucking mind Talking to our award-winning journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina, Jurgen Klopp admitted that the Liverpool skipper was high on coke, “It’s pretty obvious that Jordan Henderson was coked out of […]

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Manchester United star Odion Ighalo

Breaking: Man United ban Odion Ighalo for being absolutely shit

Manchester United have banned Odion Ighalo from taking part in the team training on account of him being a shit footballer. Even Jesse Fucking Lingard looks like Messi alongside him “Obviously it was a gamble, innit?” Solskjaer was quoted by our reporter and journalist, Chuck Spadina. “I know there are at least 50 players in […]

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Bruno Fernandes and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Player Of The Year award after 1 game

Manchester United’s star Midfielder Bruno Fernandes is set to win the Player Of The Year award for 2019-20 Premier League season. Watching Bruno Fernandes play helps me with my ejaculation – Solskjaer Our award-winning journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina, sat down with Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer after Bruno Fernandes’ latest achievement. The Norwegian […]

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Bruno Fernandes to Manchester United

Bruno Fernandes already depressed at Man United, wants to join Man City

Bruno Fernandes has finally completed his much-awaited move to Man United from Sporting CP after weeks of haggles over the transfer fee. I thought I was signing for Man City Our award-winning Journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina, sat down with Bruno Fernandes to talk about his latest move to Man United. Here’s how the interview […]

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Chelsea goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga

Kepa Arrizabalaga confirms – ‘I want to play for Chelsea women’

Chelsea goalkeeper, Kepa Arrizabalaga, has urged Roman Abramovich to transfer him to the Chelsea FC Women team after his recent struggles in the Premier League. I could do better for the Chelsea ladies Our award-winning journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina, sat down with the most expensive goalkeeper of all time after Chelsea’s 2-2 draw against […]

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Tottenham new signing, Gedson Fernandes and Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho on Gedson Fernandes transfer: “I thought we signed Bruno Fernandes”

Tottenham Hotspur have officially completed the signing of Portuguese Midfielder Gedson Fernandes on an 18-month loan spell from Benfica. Our award-winning journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina, sat down with Jose Mourinho after the official Gedson Fernandes announcement to talk about the new signing. “Filho da puta” Here’s how the interview went: Q: Hello Jose. First […]

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Bruno Fernandes to Manchester United

Bruno Fernandes to Manchester United: The leaked conversations

Manchester United have shown an interest in the services of Sporting CP’s Bruno Fernandes and here’s all you need to know about the transfer deal. Ed Woodward – The best negotiator in the world Our award-winning journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina, orchestrated the transfer talks between Manchester United’s executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward and some random […]

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