Man City manager Pep Guardiola has finally made a decision over Mikel Arteta after Arsenal showed an interest in securing the services of the Spaniard.
“A head scratching decision, more than you believe”
Man City boss, Pep Guardiola decided to sit down with our journalist and reporter, Chuck Spadina to reveal the latest in the Mikel Arteta to Arsenal saga.
When quizzed on whether Arteta would leave the Etihad to join the North London side as their new manager, Guardiola replied, “Yes, we have reached an agreement with Arsenal. Mikel is free to leave as long as those fuckers meet all our conditions.”
“For starters, we have asked them to rent us at least 50 fans for all our home games. We have got Jody, Harry, Mark and Richard, which is already 2 more than the number of fans we had last year, thanks to the transfer ban at Chelsea.
“I had made a promise to Sheikh Mansour that we would reach the double digits by the end of the season, but that German sausage in Merseyside is fucking up my plans as we speak.
“However, if we could rent out 50 fans from Arsenal that would make Sheikh Mansour so happy, so, so happy, more than you believe, more than you believe, happy new year.”
When quizzed further by our journalist and reporter Chuck Spadina on what he would do if those 50 fans notoriously decided to turn against him after a few losses with posters like #guardiolaout, the Man City manager started to scratch his head, we would let you know if the situation changes anytime soon…
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