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Takumi Minamino depressed at Liverpool, wants Everton transfer

Liverpool have completed the signing of Japanese International Takumi Minamino who will officially join the Reds from Red Bull Salzburg on January 1, 2020.

However, as per the latest reports, things have taken a drastic turn as of late.

Our award-winning reporter and journalist, Chuck Spadina, sat down with Takumi Minamino for an exclusive interview after his big move to the Merseyside club. Here’s an excerpt:

Q: Hello Takumi. Welcome to Liverpool. How are you feeling?

A: Fucking depressed mate.

Q: But it was your dream transfer?

A: Fuck off.

Q: What happened?

A: I arrived in Liverpool this morning in my Mercedes. Some cunt already smashed the windshields and stole the wheels.

Q: Did you notify your club then?

A: Yeah, I went to the training ground to see Jurgen Klopp.

Q: What did he say?

A: He said, ‘Hi, Shinji Kagawa, what a pleasant surprise!’ That fucking dumb cunt!

Q: What are you going to do now?

A: I’ve been in talks with Everton. It’s the club I have loved and admired as a kid. It has always been my dream to become an Everton player. And I’m so excited that the moment is going to come true.

Q: But Takumi, you said the same about Liverpool yesterday?

A: Fuck off.

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